What is this god-awful mess, you ask? A dead bird fallen from a tree? A kindergartner's art project? A fraggle? (Yes, Tesars, that was a pop-culture reference!)
No, my friends. This bundle of putrescence is CLIP-ON FLAIR on my new shoes. Wonder why the shoes were on sale? Neither do I. Lucky for everyone, the flair clips off leaving no damage to my cutest new sandals. I must note that the color of my sandals is blue, further proving that this flair is not only horrifying ugly but also entirely mismatched.
Some attempts at Japanese creativity can only result in my feelings of pity. Shoes give many examples here.
In men's shoes, it is popular to wear contraptions that look like dead snakes. Multi-colored ones with pointy toes. I worry they might jump up to bite me.
Thank goodness for MY protective glittery sandals sans flair.
1 comment:
dear lord, what a bad idea. we've got some pretty god-awful shoes here in holland too. how do these giant women walk so gracefully down these cobblestone streets in 3-inch stiletto boots? it just doesn't make any physical sense to me. you should see the shoes in RUSSIA, though! omg, they've got these pointy toes like what you imagine the wicked witch of the west probably wore out on a saturday night. scary.
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